Born in a hospital corridor [impatient]
Brought up in a B&B [like meeting new people]
Failed my first driving test by driving the wrong way round a roundabout [stupid under pressure]
Left home as soon as I was old enough [independent]
Became veggie [animal lover]
Spent several years at the university of life and travelling the world [some would say lazy, some wise]
Decided to try some real universities [as before]
Painted some pictures, blew some glass and coded some web pages [creative geek]
Accidentally got a proper job I like doing [lucky Irish blood]
Continue to travel the world [insatiable wanderlust]