The strong must protect the sweet.
Hello, my name is Jasper Phua, a level 12 Nninja. My constitution is about +5 and I drank a potion to make my strength +4. I also have a +7 stand up comedy skilll, a +4 microwaving food skill, and since I'm a Paladin I have enchanted my shoes with Velcro straps so I never need to tie any laces. Oh no, my Mana is low I better take a nap on this large sack full of gems before I sell it to the merchant, who for some reason keeps buying all these worthless gems from everybody even though he probably has a stockpile of twenty million of them squirreled away in the back room.
Oh yeah, since I brushed my teeth for the first time in eight years this morning,
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