Our LADS who art in women,
Whatever be thy name.
Thy Sperm will come.
In the Fanny or the Bum
At home as it is in a brothel.
Give us this day our daily head,
And forgive us our Eagerness,
As we forgive those who are frigid against us,
And lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from babies.
For LADS made the kingdom,
And the LAD power, and the morning glory,
For ever and ever.
Alad.