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Here are 9 great Jessica Tabingo facts:

1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jessica Tabingo pajamas.
2. Jessica Tabingo will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack her.
3. Jessica Tabingo can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4. Jessica Tabingo doesn’t breathe, she holds air hostage.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jessica Tabingo.
6. Jessica Tabingo can win a game of chess in only two moves.
7. When Jessica Tabingo crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
8. They once made a Jessica Tabingo toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
9. When Jessica Tab

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