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Las Vegas, Nevada
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Captain Master Lieutenant Musician/Storyteller
About
I'm a pirate. A space pirate. I've got a ship, the Rutherford. Do you? You don't. Why not? Because you are not pirates. Not space pirates. You lack a ship, the Rutherford. Do we? We don't. And why? Because I am such a pirates.
Everywhere I go people want to know who I am so I tell them "I'm a pirate, a mighty space pirate. Everywhere I go people want to know: Do I dare disturb the universe? Who am I to make this planet worse? So then I will cleverly reply, 'Look at who is talking, you fat guy. It's surely not a pirate.'"