A GOOD GAY POEM
My father asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter?
He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Get
out of my house. I guess it mattered.
My friend asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter?
He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Don't
call me your friend. I guess it mattered.
My boss asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter?
He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, You're
fired fagot. I guess it mattered.
My ex-girlfriend asked if i am gay. I said, Does it matter?
She said, no not really. I said, Yes! She said, go to hell
dick sucker! I guess it mattered.
My pastor asked me if i am gay. I said, does it matter?
He said, no not really. I said, Yes! He said
