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Organization / Workplace
San Diego, California
Occupation
Navy Slug
About
I once killed a man with my bare hands.
Distinguished member of the LCBA (Lassen Cock Blockers Association), EST 2008
Founding father of The IBA (Imperial Beach Army), EST 2010
I have been described by one as 'schmarmy' and have yet to look it up, I'm assuming it's true and an obvious compliment (EDIT: It's neither...) I consider myself a true gentleman and I'm sure some disagree. I drive a truck and try not to drive anything smaller for fear of killing myself, I drive like only a Californian can, poorly. I have a respect for law enforcement and an envy of bank robbers. I will do anything for a laugh, everything for a smile and give it all up for the right person. As an only child I