Oh dear me, where do I begin? I'd like to begin by saying that the word "begin" can be scrambled to spell "being." Which is fitting, because I am a human being, as opposed to a dolphin with thumbs (the only other species capable of operating a computer). I suppose if I were a dolphin with thumbs, my life wouldn't be to much different apart from the fact that I'd be under water, and I'd communicate with a series of clicks and whistles (when I wasn't using a computer). It's feasible that, as a dolphin with opposable thumbs, I'd still enjoy drawing, music, and books. And if there was a position available, I'd most likely still be teaching Spanish to other young dolphins. Although, given the fac