DOMESTIC SKILLS
I know my way around the kitchen...to the couch and tv
I am a very good cook...of Chicken MR Noodle
I am such a good cook, I rarely burn anything...right through...except water
I know how to pick a bottle of wine...out of the bin and sort it for recycling
I can polish...off a bottle of scotch with my friends and smoke cigars on the porch like we was goodfellas..except arrogant and Irish.
Personality
I am a great conversationalist...with animals at the zoo
I can talk to anybody...bored enough or just crazy enough to stick around.
I am all about you...talking about how great I am!
I am very intelligent...for a third grader.
HOBBIES
I am a great driver...by Ra