I really like corgis. Sometimes I say that I don’t, but I am definitely being untruthful. I like them so much that I secretly want to be one. I wish for furry ears. I dream of dog treats. I long to be patted. One day, I will have a corgi. And I will call him…no. I will have two corgis. And I will call them FLUFFER and NUTTER. Nutter will be my favorite.