The one and only Coffeebrah. Who is this entity called Coffeebrah? Some say he was born in the deep Brazilian Jungles and once he was out of his mothers womb it was said he held a single coffee bean his mother had accidentally inhaled and chocked on during his formation in her uterus. He never needed milk or nutrition from his mothers bosom but instead ate coffee beans whole for his sole nutritional value. He survived solely on coffee beans until he was 18. He by then had migrated to Australia and setup the Gloria Jeans Coffee Franchise. Some Say he is no 19 and studying at the University of Sydney. He is known to be seen prowling the grounds of the University of Sydney and seducing girls an