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I was considered to be something of a piano genius at 3, and dubbed the next Beethoven. Unfortunately the stabilisers on my otherwise trustworthy bicycle 'Street Wolf' snapped as I was performing some daredevil stunts on the higher echelons of a monkey puzzle tree. The subsequent fall severely damaged my cognitive abilities and I am now barely able to play those cheesy 80's casio keyboards.
I did, however, develop a mastery of Ludo and humiliated this weird Scandinavian called Hrolf in the 2003 Ludo Deathmatch championships. Being the gentleman that I am I didn't perform the traditional decapitation with two crossed scimitars on my vanquished foe. A simple volley of fire from a Howitzer suf
