On this most auspicious of days... permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet...to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila` in view, a humble vaudevillian veteran…cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate this visage no mere veneer of vanity …is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified …and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van guarding vice…and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition