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Santa Monica, California

My childhood was spent being worshiped as a god by the accursed tribesman of Papa New Guinea. This has, as you might expect, given me an exaggerated sense of self-esteem which often gets me into trouble. Particularly with professional wrestlers whom I will often challenge to leg wrestling competitions at Hooters. I also enjoy curing salami and am known in parts of Morocco as "The White Curer of Salami".