Id like to have money. And Id like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if thats too adorable, Id rather have money.
--Dorothy Parker
"Sandra's seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches once,
Charlie found some goblins' gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself."
--Shel Silverstein