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my love life is terrible. the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty.

love is the answer- but while u r waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

the lion&the calve shall lie down together but the calf won´t get much sleep.

the only time my wife&I  had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

I am very proud of my gold pocket watch. my grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I don´t think my parents liked me. they put a live teddy bear in my crib.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

have u ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when t

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