If you're reading this then I like you, you're interested in me. I'm both the most selfish person you'll ever meet and pretty selfless. I'm narcissistic, vain, conceited, have great hair, am pretty handsome but really ugly, and I don't have the best self esteem. I'm majorly sarcastic, a little above average in the IQ department but often times fail to do or see something that can be extremely obvious. I contradict myself quite a bit and I often change my mind or try to seem cryptic, but I guess that's one thing that's always stayed the same about me. That and my mercuriality. I try not to take anything big too seriously, because in reality it's the small things that really matter, and that's