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I am a direct descendant if Charlemagne (he is my 41st Great Grandfather), Satirical Raconteur (in training), a former Triathlete, Ironman, College Adjunct, Computer Programmer, Usability Analyst, Accoustic Analyst, Navy Veteran, Word Inventor and verbificator

Done things, been places, heard stuff, etc..

Survivor of:
Earthquakes
Car accidents
War (Desert Storm)
Tornados
Stampeding elephants
Swine Flu
Marriage
Divorce
Friend zone relationships
Iranian medical care
Sri Lankan medical care
Train Wreck (light rail actaually)
Ironman Triathlon
Homelessness

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