I believe...
Reagan was the best president EVER;
We descend from the same ancestor as other primates;
ThinkPads are the best laptops;
Jimmy Page is the world's greatest guitarist;
Led Zeppelin is the best band ever;
Gibson makes the best guitars;
Vote Zombie Reagan;
Mr. Maley is a physics master;
Mrs. McMaster is CanadiAwesome;
Robert Tyre Jones Jr. was the greatest golfer ever;
Georgia Tech is the best school in Georgia;
The flying spaghetti monster is real;
Judge Greg Mathis is the prophet;
Mr. T and Clint Eastwood are cooler than Chuck Norris;
Having Mono sucks;
Farmville sucks;
Having braces sucks;
It should be a law congressmen have to READ the bill;
Duke TiP is ama