LADIES AND GENTS, PLEASE READ BEFORE CLICKING "ADD AS A FRIEND"
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1. Don't add me if we have similar likes or have a couple mutual friends (how the eff does he know *insert name*.....? MUST INVESTIGATE!). Unless I know you through my close friends or have met you, then don't add me. That's just stupid and I know you'll clog my newsfeed with your cocky, dramatic, slutty posts.
2. Do add me because we are long lost friends and want to get back in touch.
3. Do add me if you want to ask/collaborate on something programming/computer science related.
4. Do add me if you think we will get along that well, talk, and become good friends, because in all honesty, I do like meeting people, just no