If u think life is bad...... how whuld u like to be an egg? u only get
laid once. u only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft. u share your box with 11 other guys. But
worst of all.... the only chick that ever sat on your face is your
mother!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to
someone who u feel can use a good lay, i mean day!!!!!!!
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