I sail the high seas and pour a fine pint.
I was in this prematurely air-conditioned supermarket. And there were all these aisles. And there were these bathing caps that you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red, and yellow, and blue. And I wasn't tempted to buy one, but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach.
I plan on living forever... so far, so good.