my names lee
and im a fairy
i do not shave
as im not very hairy
i enjoy drama
and things of that sort
im not like a real man,
playing some kind of sport
instead i stay in,
and drink smirnoff ice,
and play with my ken doll,
he's very nice.
I enjoy walks in the park,
and regular visits to the cutty sark,
but now its gone,
i realised all along,
that the reason i sing this song...
IS BECAUSE IM A BLOODY GREAT BIG GAY!
A. Brooks 2008.