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London, United Kingdom

The Secret of Lou... Does anyone know the secret of Lou? The truth is she started out life as a poo! She was created in someone's belly, And was born into this world very smelly! When she came out she was very brown, Although she likes to think that she was wearing a crown! Twenty years on and she's a little pinker, Although she is still a stinker! I think she was mainly composed of bread, Well that is what the doctor's said! Her best friend until 5 was called wee, They suited eachother, it was plain to see! I still love her even though she's a farse, And started out life coming out of an arse! By Joanne Elliott