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I grew up on a tree, deep  in the forest of Unimaginable Imaginables.My parents  furry, doe-eyed, polar bears found the baby, cherubic me, wrapped in the petals of a giant hibiscus.

My very first friends were two, mute pixies- Fik and Fin. We'd communicate Through the Looking Glass. Our forest was well equipped with all required fantastical necessities- flying chairs, wishing wells, unlimited buffets, LCD plasma TV, DVD collections, ear muffs and boots.

Childhood was spent eating berries,playing with rabbits, discovering underground caves and fighting swashbuckling pirates.

I was then sent off to Hogwarts when a ruddy old owl came calling. Teenage was stricken with  a stormy love affair w

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