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"Did you know that Maria Polo was raised by wolves in a cave in Catalonia? And that Tony Stark is her real dad? That when she was 12, she invented caffeine overdose? And that it was actually her who wrote the book "Twilight" while on a caffeine withdrawal? Actually neither does she. We keep having to re-programme her brain to ensure that she never finds out the horrible truth. To keep her sedated, we shove her in a shady corner of the Internet and feed her Nutella and Marvel comics. We also give her a FB account for her to write down her incessant babble. Don't approach her if spotted. Call the police if you do come across her out there in the real world (im