1) Woman's perfect shopping companion - seriously!
2) When I praise you, I'm seriously praising and not hitting on you.
3) If you distiguish and treat people based on their colour - I can't be your friend.
4) I love children, so lie to me that you like them too so I can like you more (at least).
5) I love talking to Senior Citizens, especially the cleaners. There's so much to learn from them.
6) I love hanging out with confident women - they have so much depth and they carry cool conversations.
7) My Buddies (guys) are men who respect women, adore kids, and are respectful towards their parents. If you're none of that - can't "friend you." I might have to train you!
8) Music plays a