EMINEM is:
a.) an unreliable narrator
b.) a stand-up comedian incapable of settling on a single punchline
c.) a desperate cad endlessly rationalizing his behavior, awful and otherwise, with the gift of language
d.) a fiction writer along the lines of Charles Bukowski where much of what he writes sounds suspiciously like his own life with certain embellishments.
e.) a misunderstood genius