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Lisbon, Portugal

I'm not good with people. Even when I was little my imaginary friend used to play with the kid across the street. I have voices in my head, but they speak filipino and i don't understand a word they're saying. I'm really angry that I a superior human being in every way, have less money than my neibourgh, who's wife I'd love to nail, if I wasn't so busy sleeping and eating pork chops. George Carlin, on the seven sins It doesn't matter how long you look at me i won't turn into Will Smith. I don't like watching porn in which the actors have huge cocks. I find funny how my cuteness quickly turns into "annoying traits". Im a black belt in masturbation.Write something about yourself.