I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It鈥檚 not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I鈥檝e done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn鈥檛 a joke, because I don鈥檛 get it.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel鈥�.just pray it鈥檚 not a train!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time o
