...like a not funny Woody Allen
I once paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me read him "Hell's Angels" by Hunter S. Thompson. He declined"
Bill brasky once threw a saddle on my back and rode me around wyoming for three days.