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Guaynabo, Puerto Rico

Route Manager/ Teniente

Over 200 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater, my mother was an M-16, and my father was the devil. Each and every moment I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am the roughest, toughest, roving soldier of the sea. I eat barbed wire and gun powder. I shit hand grenades and piss napalm. I am cocky, self centered, overbearing and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am the green amphibious monster made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering amount of anti-Americans througho