This is my status. There are many othes like it, but this one is mine. My status is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. without me, my status is useless. Without my status, I am useless. I must type my status true. I must be funnier than anyone else who are posting statuses. I must post before they post. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my status and myself are comedians of my facebook profile, we are the laughter of our friends, we are the highlight of their day. So be it, until there is no boredom, but laughter.