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Born in a land where Evil Mushrooms reigned, I became a disciple of a magical creature called Doraemon and learned the art of Origami. With my fellow peers, I embarked on a journey to search for the mystical land of Earth, when, alas, we encountered Cylons and were kept captive. We couldn't use our magical powers then; we had to learn to fight to escape. Eventually, through the guidance of Liu Kang, Scorpion, and Snoopy, we fought our way through to discover the land of Middle-Earth. Earth! We were having the time of our lives in the company of hobbits, centaurs, and Toad--until I stupidly ingested a poisoned substance (which I thought was a benign Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans). I was