I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition
I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked up into jet engines
24 hours in a day …. 24 beers in a case…… coincidence??
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
To steal from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’