1984- Born in Rockford, IL. Years later, after copious amounts of Grey Goose, my mother reveals that I was conceived at my father’s company picnic...This information was completely unnecessary.
1989- In a young Bob Ross like display of skill & confidence I painted my mother a wooden cut out cat with bright neon orange stripes. To this day I think she sees that as my one and only great accomplishment… (the cat was pretty sweet)
1997- I got my first kiss from a boy whose nickname was "gropie" in a game of truth or dare on our 8th grade class trip. I came to realize that this kiss would lead to a series of truth or dare sequences later on in life that had much more serious consequenc