Born in the year of 1986 in the Bronx NYC to a dodgy mustache wearing father and mother of questionable judgement testified by her attraction to said mustache wearing papa.. Moved back to Ireland at the tender age of two where I spent rest of my infantile development in blanchardstown...this was short lived thankfully not that I have anything against dublin it is a fantastic city... however with one unfortunate drawback...the population is largely comprised of people from dublin.. Finally my family reached utopia and settled in kilcock a mystical land where the sun constantly shines over its majestic townfolk who so buoyant in their outlook on life enjoy taps that flow freely with guinness