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I was born in the log cabin I helped my father build. I met my mother when I was 5, and we've been pretty good friends ever since. One of my favorite toys growing up was my ding-a-ling. I was hoping that, as I grew older, I could actually get a dong-a-long... but, alas, my toy didn't grow up with me.

I began my career as an artist at age 5, drawing on the hallway walls of the milkman's house. I have no idea why I was at the milkman's house, but I have a vague recollection of a strange woman coming in screaming about her walls and my drawings and who the hell was I and why was her bedroom door locked. Ahh, the joys of childhood.

In college, I studied "fine arts." Basically, "fine arts" is d

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