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I distinctly remember my third grade teacher writing that I was "insensitive" in the comments section of one of my progress reports. Psychic, much?
I'm not a bitch; I'm an opportunist. If there's an opportunity for a sarcastic comment, I'll jump on it as if it's your mother.
"Fate is for the lazy."
Bart Simpson (to Rodd Flanders): Ugh... Please don't hug me. It sickens me.
"Your mediocrity is unparalleled."