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Organization / Workplace
Stuart, Virginia
Occupation
Orchestra
About
I eat chicken.
Nathan Forrest grew up unlike most kids in the late '80s and '90s. In fact his date of birth is disputed somewhat (was he born on May 15 or May 17). He grew up having been told he was born on the 17th. Anyways, who cares about a difference of two days either way? In addition, he grew up always being told that God sent a seagull to carry and drop him on his parents' doorstep.
So, growing up ignorant as a pygmy, he started going to school at age 4. His friend Meredith pushed him down the slide causing him to get very angry. I a temper tantrum, he smashed her Cabbage Patch doll and went home. His complete lack of civility caused him to only listen to his parents when