I am such a moron and a duffer, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Often me and my brain are in conflict with each other.
I can be spontaneous, if i have enough time to prepare for it.
My friends say that i am a chatterbox and those who don't are probably deaf.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept
I am not as foolish as i look or sound and know what, my friends are in a illusion that i am intelligent.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I used to have super-human powers, but my psychiatrist took them away
I am not totally useless, I can be very well used as a bad example.
If we become what we think,