No one will read this. However, much like the crazy Russian guy in "Notes from Underground", I will address an audience anyway.
This is my page. Isn't it spectacular? Don't you adore me? Don't you want to send me vast amounts of money/all your wordly goods or possessions? Well, you should. Because, I love everybody. Some, I love to be around. Some, I love to avoid. And some, I'd love to punch in the face.
— I just shrugged off lunchtime to come to this site. so I'm hungry.
And I did it for YOU,
you...
You who is not there,
You who won't read this.
Weep for me, for I must take my leave now.