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I'm sure I could paint a very nice picture here that demonstrates my highly-developed business acumen and hire-ability. But I don't want a job. So instead I'm just going to tell it like it is.

Since entering the workforce 12 years ago I've had over 20 different jobs; and quit every last one of them – with the exception of Gloria Jeans, where it took the boss 2 months to realise I couldn't make a coffee to save myself, and eventually stop giving me shifts.

It was the happiest day of my life.

I began my corporate career at a small startup in Sydney in 2005, where I watched (and helped) the company grow from 8 people to over 100 in just a few years. I learned everything from data analy...

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