......m afraid to trust any1......
I believe women are the best gift to man ...... n i'm the greatest liar on earth !
I drop something and it always lands where it can do the most damage.
My things will be damaged in direct proportion to its value..
I forget my umbrella,it rains..
I open a book..light goes..
I hav a girlfriend call..low battery..
I go for a shower..friends calls my mobile..
my dad enters my room just when i shuffle the channels and it ends up with an f-tv..
i get the most difficult set in the exam..
i plan dropping my girl..her dad comes to pick her up..
i change a queue..the one i left moves faster..
the theatre ends in a housefull with t