Some quotes that I follow:
1.If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
2.I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
3.I don't have an attitude problem, the world has a pissing me off problem!
4.I was born intelligent but education ruined me!
5.I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
6.When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
7.I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.
8.I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
9."I used to have super-human powers, but my pyschiatrist took them away."
10.I'm