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Bangalore, India

I am simple boy. This time i have no idea of boring people with my imaginations, therefore i have decided to copy paste some of the funny one liners that i found on the internet. Some of them are really funny, while the others can be used to abuse a few :p (Most of them stand good as status messages). The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice…. I live in my own little world. But its okay, they know me here. As u grow older ur secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either Forget Health Food. I’m at an age where i need all the preservatives