I'm an angel, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood.
I told my mom I stopped raisin hell and she called me a quitter.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
The tongue weighs practically nothing....but few people can hold it.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.......
If your naughty go 2 your room,
If you wanna be naughty then go 2 mine.
Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.
All good girls and boys go to heaven that's why I wasn't invited.