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Phoenixville, Pennsylvania

Once upon a time there lived a man and a woman and they consummated their relationship and bore a bastard they deemed Dan. In this corner, weighing in at 8.4 pounds, Dan, in the other corner, depleted of all energy and semi-deflated, his bursting at the seams and “does he have 10 fingers and toes” mother, named MOM(of course). Dad would rank as her tag team partner, but he was probably at the bar trying to pick up one of the sluttier looking patrons he was so fond of. Growing up, little Dan was a hellion, building giant, almost Asian-like day-glo cities made of Duplos(BIG Legos for SMALL kids), Legos and those neon signs you see in bar windows that advertise "Miller Lite" and "Budweise