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bottom of the ladder

i am both the last king of scotland and of the mohicans. i earn a living as an absentee M.P. some of my notable achievements are being level on premeirship titles with steven gerrard and matching ryan giggs for number of world cup appearances also once i saw a blimp.i'm also convinced people steal my jokes and everything is exactly like something else. I have also recently co-won the Nobel Peace Prize, putting me on a par with Barack Obama.