Mover of mountains, world traveler, soldier of fortune, casual hero, international lover, global troubleshooter and all round good guy...
Wars fought, bears wrestled, artists booked, stages dived, revolutions quelled, parties gatecrashed, officials corrupted, speed limits ignored, politicians bribed, talent spotted, records plugged, traffic wardens flattened, diamonds smuggled, governments overthrown, globe-trotted, crowds pleased, hearts broken, dancefloors filled, competition humiliated, targets smashed. Job done!
Or something like that. :)